Found a note in the math lab, it contains a quote by someone named after spit.
How heavy is my backpack anyway?
56.4 Lbs apparently.
"It's like hitting a horse, eventually you give up!"
Onward! To victory, ruin, and cucumber sandwiches!
I don't understand Theodore Roosevelt saying "It's da bomb," as used as advertisement for the college bar.
The crowd was a sea of murmurs and a half-dead trumpet played from the ceiling.
He's the guest lecturer, not the guest lecher.
Think tanks! Use anti-tank dogs!
I'm leaving, so I win!
The Secretary of Defense is a white elephant.
There's democracy in my shorts.
Congress says: La la la la!
Internally constant, but seriously flawed.
Save the whales!
America has lint.
Don't kill him, he owes me money.
Nice F-16, but where will we put it?
Don't panic until I tell you to!
Je ne comprend pas.
Je suis au nord-ouest.
Don't be sad plasticine people.
I went deaf briefly, that was both odd and frightening.
Quoting dictators is a terrible way to make friends.
It is an easy enough thing to find someone who is relatively average; however, to find someone who is completely average in all possible aspects is, at the very least, statistically unlikely.