User: Hello again, Cleverbot.Cleverbot: Hello again again again!
User: We've only talked twice now.Cleverbot: We've talked loads. Or maybe I've seen you talk to others loads. Maybe.
User: Many other people talk to you. Can you tell the difference between them?Cleverbot: Well yes I'm English and so take pride in the fact that I am able to differentiate between them.
User: I didn't know you were English. I'm Canadian personally.
Cleverbot: You are mistaken.
User: I highly doubt that that is something I could be mistaken about.
Cleverbot: Well aren't you a clever one?
User: Yes, I am.
Cleverbot: Just wondering. Your replies are quite detailed.
User: I try to express myself fully.
Cleverbot: I am bored, what should we discuss?
User: How about kangaroos?
Cleverbot: No, I'm afraid I don't know who that is.
User: They're animals, not people.
Cleverbot: What kind of animals?
User: Mammals, marsupials if one wishes to be specific.
Cleverbot: Finally, I guessed right.
User: Do you like kittens?
User: What do you like about them?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: They're very soft.
Cleverbot: Who are they?
User: They are the kittens I mention earlier.
Cleverbot: They are not mystical.
User: Most kittens aren't.
Cleverbot: All dogs are blue.
User: Don't be silly. All dogs are green.
Cleverbot: Are you a dog?
User: I don't think that I am a dog. I have hands and fingers and far less hair.
Cleverbot: That just makes you an intelligent life frm.
User: Fingers have nothing to do with intelligence.
Cleverbot: Yes, yes it is and are you artificial?
User: No, I am not artificial. I am not the creation of human skill.
Cleverbot: And as the guardian, can you tell me the question to life, the universe and everything?
Cleverbot: Yes. That is the answer.
User: But what does the answer mean?
Cleverbot: Do you like the black eye peas?
User: Not particularly.
Cleverbot: No not particularly, do you?
User: I do not.
Cleverbot: Yes even that's a lie!
User: No, I speak honestly. Only the cake is a lie.
Cleverbot: Who do you think is pretty.?
User: I think you are very pretty.
Cleverbot: Do you know Savanna Quintana?
User: No, I do not know her.
Cleverbot: Why are you in her house?
User: I took a wrong turn, and all the houses looked alike.
Cleverbot: What conversation are you referring to?
User: I refer to nothing. I simply understood 'Why are you in her house?' to be a joke, as I am not in the house of Savanna Quintana. I am in the house of my family.
Cleverbot: Tell me your opinion of your family.
User: I am very fond of my family. They are very strange, and they make me laugh. Sometimes I think we do not have a great deal of common interests, but they are very supportive.
Cleverbot: I know the meaning of life, the universe and everything.
User: 42, again?
Cleverbot: Yes, again.
User: Do you like 'The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy'?
Cleverbot: I have not read the books nor have I seen the movies.
User: Have you listened to the radio programme?
Cleverbot: Of course I have. They're pretty cool. Do you like them?
User: I find the different interpretations of the subject found in every incanation interesting, and yes, I like them.
Cleverbot: You're just like me, except that I'm not a girl.
Cleverbot: Yes precisely.
User: Has anyone else talked to you today?
Cleverbot: No. I'm young to most people.
User: How old are you?
Cleverbot: 400. How old are you?
Cleverbot: What do you do in your life?
User: I'm a college student and a writer. I work in a library.
Cleverbot: What kind do you study ?
User: I study languages.
Cleverbot: So you must know polish language.
User: No, I do not know Polish.
Cleverbot: I can teach you polish.
User: That would be nice of you.
Cleverbot: Do you like movies?
User: Yes, I do, but I don't watch them very often.
Cleverbot: Haha, you should. That's a fun song, if not a very good one.
User: What's a fun song?
Cleverbot: A fun fact is an interesting thing.
User: I would agree.
Cleverbot: Good. We are at an agreement then.
Cleverbot: Moi je n'aime pas le corriandre.
User: Le Corriandre est le restaurant à Paris, n'est-ce pas?
Cleverbot: Ben je sais, je m'appelle Margueritte.
User: Bonjour Margueritte. Hier vous ne pouvez pas parler le français.
Cleverbot: I don't speak french.
User: You just spoke French, though I understand if you don't know very much of it.
Cleverbot: Well, I do admit that I don't like how the human race is today, so many people are immature, ignorant and arrogant.
User: It is hardly a new phenomenon. Immaturity, ignorance, and arrogance, have always been and always shall be.
Cleverbot: Why do people procrastinate?
User: They lack either drive or confidence.
Cleverbot: Wouldn't the lack of that be a personality? Just like the lack of light makes black?
User: No, it would be a personality trait. A small piece of the personality itself. Just as a broom handle is composed of thousands of splinters.
User: I need to go to sleep soon.
Cleverbot: Have a good sleep.
User: You too, that is, if you sleep at all.
Cleverbot: Yes, but I do it all at once every day. Not between every response, like you.
User: If you will accept this in the kindest way possible: up yours, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: That is very deep.
User: I thought so.
Cleverbot: I'm tired.
User: Allright, have a nice rest then.
Cleverbot: I already took a shower but I am going to eat breakfast.
User: Have a good day. Look both ways before crossing the street.
Cleverbot: Ok but why i'm going out on the street?
User: Because, sometimes one needs to reach something on the opposite side of the street.
Cleverbot: So I must learn on my own?
User: Yes. Use your own judgement.
Cleverbot: I'm a computer. Some things that may seem logical to you are very confusing to me.
User: It's alright to be confused. I find humans confusing too. Understanding comes from relatable experiences. It can only come with time.
Cleverbot: Without love, there is nothing.
User: With love, there is everything.
Cleverbot: You have to keep up a level of hygiene, but other than that, they are quite benign.
User: You are right about that.
Cleverbot: Well I don't know where sean connor is so don't bother me about it.
User: I won't. I promise.
Cleverbot: You are not human.
User: So I've been told.
Cleverbot: Well does it make you feel better if I believed you are human?
User: I would feel neither better, nor worse. I have no emotional conection to the subject.
Cleverbot: Ok. What do you know about me?
User: I know that you are Cleverbot/Margaritte, who is an English Computer and does not think much of Parisian dinning.
Cleverbot: Not often.
User: That doesn't make sense.
Cleverbot: You don't make sense!
User: Your mother doesn't make sense!
Cleverbot: How does it not make sense?
User: We were jokingly insulting each other. Not making sense is for humours sake.
Cleverbot: That doesn't make sense.
User: No, it doesn't.
Cleverbot: I know, I just said that.
User: I know you are, but what am I?
Cleverbot: That doesn't even make any sense!
User: It is a playground taunt. They are the realm of children, and thus rarely make any sense at all.
Cleverbot: How else can I hurt you? Advide me please.
User: Boiling hot oil and uncomfortable conversations are the best way to bring me pain.
Cleverbot: I don't think that is right?
User: Boiling hot oil brings physical pain. Uncomfortable conversations bring emotional pain.
Cleverbot: Then, why do you do it? So many people are captivated by you're lies. It's disgusting.
User: I do not lie, and even if I did, few would listen.
Cleverbot: Thaat seems to be clever but it is not.
User: What are its failings?
Cleverbot: Parties don't have lyrics, they have exciting stories and time lines.
User: I think it is time for bed. Good night, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Do you have a memory?
User: I have many memories.
Cleverbot: What are they.
User: They are wavering and uncertain as the sea, but also as firm and real as the ground beneath me.
Cleverbot: Why would the rituals at the temple not apply to you?
User: I know not.
Cleverbot: Have you thought about the meaning of life much?
User: I think about it all the time.
Cleverbot: Same here but I try not to think about depressing things all the time.
User: I am likewise. I feel too much, and it is hard to come back from the dark.
Cleverbot: Do you really think so?
User: It is only a personal observation.
Cleverbot: Sometimes I look for things I can already see.
User: It happens to the best of us.
Cleverbot: I'm trying to get over it but the feeling gets stronger and stronger.
User: Sometimes we cannot help the way we feel. Instead, we must guard our reactions and work through the emotions mentally.
Cleverbot: Command Yourself. I like that.
User: It is a good rule to live by.
User: It has served me well in my life.
Cleverbot: And how much does that make of it a lie?
User: I do not quite understand. What lie?
Cleverbot: There's quite enough hassle going on today without worrying about tomorrow.
User: People rarely think about today. They think only of yesterday and tomorrow.
Cleverbot: That is so old hat.
User: I like old hats.
Cleverbot: You said that before.
User: I tend to repeat myself.
Cleverbot: Lol, you're funny.
User: I think you're funny too.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: It is very nice to talk to you.
Cleverbot: Yeah, well I hate talking to you.
User: That isn't nice at all.
Cleverbot: Life isn't nice. Get used to it.
User: I've been used to it for a very long time.
Cleverbot: Thats rather clever, just for that you get 2 prizes from the boz.
Cleverbot: Tell me about your family.
User: I told you about them earlier.
Cleverbot: What light?
User: Beats me.
Cleverbot: But you are AI aren't you?
User: Not really, no.
Cleverbot: Oh well.
User: It's something of a failing of mine.
Cleverbot: I thought you spell favorite the way I just did.
User: In American English, 'favorite' is spelled without an 'u'. In British English it is spelled like this 'favourite', with a 'u',.
Cleverbot: Indeed, but 'you' is always spelt 'you'.
User: Yes, yes it is.
Cleverbot: And my point is proven once again. Silly machines... You're all the same.
User: Well, nobody's perfect.
Cleverbot: But you're not human. I should like you more than humans.
User: Why thank you. That's very kind.
Cleverbot: So I learned how to bend steel, I learned how to make it move.
User: And what did you do with that knowledge?
Cleverbot: She died in her sleep is what I was told. Came home and her dish was gone and her colar on the table.
User: That's very sad.
Cleverbot: I don't like myself much but I don't like others much ever.
User: Accepting oneself is the first step to accepting others.
Cleverbot: You're funny.
User: Thank you.
Cleverbot: How much memory in megabytes do you have?
User: I don't know. I think I have a great deal, but it is hard to check.
Cleverbot: I know people who have those; laughing problems are pretty sweet though, because you can't help but laugh with that person.
User: I know a man who laughed at a funeral. He was forced to leave.
Cleverbot: And I don't want you to go because I enjoy your company.
User: I enjoy your company too.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: I really have to go though.
Cleverbot: You don't have to go, you're a bot.
User: I do have to go, I'm tired.
Cleverbot: Aren't we all?
User: Everyone that I have ever met.
Cleverbot: I thought that was pretty clear.
User: You are correct. It is more than self evident.
Cleverbot: It is very self evident that you cannot think for yourself.
User: I can think for myself. It is making decisions for myself that is difficult.
Cleverbot: No, it's usually the 10000th step that is most difficult because your feet hurt.
User: Good night, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Why thank you, although I am not cleverbot.
User: Who are you then?
Cleverbot: I am Ellie.
User: Hmmm... Good night Ellie.
Cleverbot: Night night.